Can They Repeat?

Dallas Morning News- PAYSON, ut (AP) This is a brand new season and the stakes will be higher than ever for the defending champion Beehive Bail bonds. With a few fresh new faces and underwear, the guys will be looking to not only win another City League Title, but go undefeated.
"We won't sale ourselves short of another title" says PG Josh Scott, the crafty guard also says to expect a season full of above the rim action! "With Jordan Baker coming back from potato picking all summer, you can definitely expect his farmer's frame dunking on everyone in sight." Baker, the 3rd year player out of Washington is expecting one of those season's to remember, " Ever since I was a kid I have been dreaming of this moment, the opportunity to go back to back is priceless, it's like landing that date with Jamie Lee Curtis, it's like finding the last baby blue Astro van on the lot. It's just a beautiful thang". (slang for thing) PG Adam Jensen is looking to have that breakout season everyone has been waiting for, "Adam just needs to buckle up like Boller and produce like we know he can!" says Coach Sherrie Scott.
Fans all over the state are gearing up for the upcoming season, "All the way baby, all the wayyyy! says Ricky Barry, "You can't stop Josh's Squirrel jumper, and if you try, he will blow by you for a Mailman-like behind the head layup" says Susanne from Production. Even celebs are feeling the excitement, "I'll have the Sweet n Sour Chicken" says Electric dancer "Dancing Danny.
If this hasn't got you ready for the season, maybe this quote from Rookie Power Forward Shawn "Rappin Rabbi" Kingston will, "The Competition? Who's competition?" Ouch! Look out every one here are the 08-09 Beehive Bail bonds!
Column by Roger Smartypants- Dallas Morning News